Q. What did the politician say when hit by a rotten egg?
A. That's a bad yolk.

Q. What do you call a line of chickens waiting for a haircut?
A. Chicken Barber Queue!

Q. What is a blind dinosaur called?
A. IDONTTHINK HESAURUS.

How many words can you make using an ‘egg’?"
eggbeater
eggcetera

Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
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